But the food! Oh man, the food is one
of the best things about the South. It may be the death of you, but
the taste experience is like heaven on earth.
Yeah, I’m kind of encouraging unhealthy eating right now. Let me make up for it:
Yeah, I’m kind of encouraging unhealthy eating right now. Let me make up for it:
Kids, eat your vegetables!
And no, onion rings and
zucchini fries don’t count!
But seriously, down home Southern food
is amazing. And as long as you only eat its wheelbarrow-full of
calories occasionally, I don’t feel bad encouraging a little grease
consumption. James Weldon Johnson, author of The Autobiography of
an Ex-Colored Man, seems to agree.
In his deceptively fictional
“autobiography,” Weldon illustrates the hypocrisy of racism in
the United States. His short novella is packed with wit, culture, and
hard-hitting truths. It’s a must-read, in my opinion.
During the narrator’s journey to
figure out his own identity as one who straddles the white and
colored world, he finds his way to a home-cooked Southern breakfast.
“And the
breakfast, simple as it was, I could not have had at any restaurant
in Atlanta at any price. There was fried chicken, as it is fried
only in the South, hominy boiled to the consistency where it could be
eaten with a fork, and biscuits so light and flaky that a fellow with
any appetite at all would have no difficulty disposing of eight or
ten. When I had finished I felt that I had experienced a realization
of, at least, one of my dreams of Southern life.” (Johnson 27)
I start to drool every time I read that
passage. Oh my yum! It also makes me a bit nostalgic.
In order to slake my longing for the
Blue Ridge Mountains, I decided to fry up this meal. Although,
sorry, I didn’t eat it for breakfast.
Fried Chicken
Chicken pieces (1 whole chicken, cut
into manageable pieces (2-3 inches in diameter) **Tip: use
scissors**)
1 tbsp salt
½ tsp pepper
¼ tsp paprika
¼ tsp basil
¼ tsp garlic powder
Place all ingredients in a plastic bag,
and shake/massage to mix. Let sit for 15 minutes. While the chicken
is saturating the spices, do the other steps below.
3 eggs
1/3 cup water
Put ingredients in a medium bowl.
Whisk until yolk and white are integrated.
2 cups flour
1 tbsp paprika
1 ½ tsp pepper
1 tsp salt
½ tsp garlic powder
¼ tsp cayenne pepper
Combine all ingredients in a medium
bowl.
Cover the bottom of a heavy-bottomed
skillet (we used cast iron) with ¼ inch
of oil (we used Canola). Heat on medium high heat until a pinch of
flour starts to sizzle when dropped in the hot oil (but not so hot
that the pan is smoking). Remember when working with hot oil, always
have a metal pan lid and baking soda close by in case of a grease fire.
Place chicken pieces in a gallon
plastic bag with flour mixture and shake until thoroughly coated. Add
chicken to hot pan and fry for about five minutes on 1 side, then rotate and fry for 5 minutes. Repeat this process until the chicken is golden brown (should take about 20 minutes total). You can also cut a piece of chicken to see if it is no longer pink.
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| Battered up! |
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| Frying |
Take care to make sure the oil is hot enough to cook the chicken, but not so hot that it burns it.
Use tongs to remove chicken from pan.
Place on a rack over a cookie sheet or broiling pan for the excess
oil to drain. Add more salt and pepper to taste, if desired.
My friend Lori helped me out with
cooking the chicken, since she’s more experienced at it. Check out
this beautiful chef!
This is some of the best fried chicken
I’ve ever had. No joke. I think soaking the uncooked chicken in
the spices made all the difference.
And don’t forget about the biscuits!
Holy cricket, they’re amazing!
These babies 100% live up to the
description, “biscuits so light and flaky that a fellow with any
appetite at all would have no difficulty disposing of eight or ten”
(Johnson 27).
Recipe:
- 2 cups all-purpose flour
- 1 tablespoon baking powder
- 1 teaspoon salt
**Note: You can use 2 cups Biquick
instead of the above 3 ingredients, if you prefer. I used my
homemade bisquick.**
- 8 tablespoons butter, very cold
- about 1 cup buttermilk
Preheat your oven to 450°F.
Combine the dry ingredients in a
bowl. Cut the butter into ¼ inch chunks and cut in to
the flour until it resembles course meal. Add the buttermilk
and mix JUST until combined. If it appears on the dry side, add
a bit more buttermilk. It should be very wet.
** I didn't
have buttermilk, so I used this handy buttermilk substitute.
Works like a charm every time.**
Turn the dough out onto a floured
board. Gently, gently PAT (do NOT roll with a rolling pin) the
dough out until it's about 1/2" thick. Fold the dough about
5 times, gently press the dough down to 1 inch thick. Don't go too thin or the biscuits won't be moist. Also, be careful not to handle the dough too much -- you don't want all that butter to melt.
Use a round cutter or the top of a
drinking glass to cut into rounds. You can gently knead the
scraps together and make a few more, but they will not be
anywhere near as good as the first ones.
Place the biscuits on a cookie
sheet- if you like soft sides, put them touching each other. If
you like"crusty" sides, put them about 1 inch apart-
these will not rise as high as the biscuits put close together.
Bake for about 10-12 minutes- the
biscuits will be a beautiful light golden brown on top and
bottom. Do not over-bake.
These are the best homemade biscuits
I’ve tried or made. I’ve made this recipe multiple times, and
the key to their deliciousness = butter. Don’t go halfway on these
babies, or they won’t be any good (so NO margarine, shortening or
lessening the proportion of fat). The more butter, the better.
I made the hominy, too, but I didn’t
really do it right. I think the hominy James Weldon Johnson is describing is
hominy grits (“hominy boiled to the consistency where it could be
eaten with a fork”), which comes out to be more like a hot cereal,
from what I understand. The only hominy I have access to in
California, though (at least at normal grocery stores), is canned
hominy. It’s kinda gross – like undercooked and oversized corn
kernels. I did my best to boil it as described, and added a little
salt and pepper, but I consider it a failure. It just tasted like
canned hominy, in the end. So… let’s just remember how awesome
the chicken and biscuits were and move on.
Yeah, this meal is unhealthy. But my
mantra when it comes to food is “everything in moderation.”
Once in a while, you just need some Southern comfort food.
